Do not buy this bandana. You are not ready for it.
Wait, did you just tie it around your head like a do-rag? What were you thinking?
Whoa! You know kung- fu?? How did that happen??
The bandana. That's how.
Wait, what are you doing now? Why are you folding up the bandana like a pocket square Please stop. This is madness. Why are you tucking it in the breast pocket of your suit? Don't you know you have that big pitch today? That everything is riding on it?
But wait.
What's happening? The way you're owning this room full of clients? Why are they looking at you like that? Mesmerized. Like you've been sent from Heaven?
Oh my, God. It's the bandana. You know how to harness its power.
I don't even know how to make sense of that, but nevermind – just make sure it's hidden when your date arrives. Did you hear me? Where are you going? Don't just leave it there on the coffee table! She'll see itI Or is that what you wanted? It is, isn't it? You're setting some kind of trap. Some kind of sexy, crazy bandana trap.
You are.
And look at that.
It worked.
The beloved bandana you thought was lost forever was actually stashed away in a storage closet in Upstate New York. And now, finally, it can reunite with its rightful owner.
BANDANA DETAILS: Never worn. Original rock bandana. Vintage 100% cotton weave. Opaque when worn, translucent when held to the light. Originally sold at a concert merch booth in Upstate New York. Image on front, nothing on back. Image is perfect (w/ slight crackling from age). Dimensions: Width 21.5" x Height 21".
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